entry one (1)

first thing's first:

apologize to ratimah rimam, say "mother harlot forgive me for giving birth to this yet-again-futile-blog-account..."

tell her that you wouldn't do it again, that this would be your last "creation"

hey, everybody's liable to get excited over having their first gmail account *blushes*

next agenda:

introduce yourself to the world, tons of crocodiles out to devour your piece of sh-t and the slightest chance that your crush might be reading this (like dream on girl), anyhow, scratch that, start with the basics about yourself, pretty please...

i'm dyslexic, so forgive my misspelled words

i write like hell and i don't care, i'm sure there are worse people out there who do a lot of serious damage to the internet society (curse you pervs!) *relax*

i'm about to graduate but i feel like a last minute disaster will occur (i have prepared a list actually):

a. a car/truck/motorcycle/sikad/kabaw will hit me whilst crossing the road
b. gets drunk and raped and become a balloon for 9 months
c. overdosed with coffee and dies a very nonsense death (not even close to virginia's style)
d. gets bitten by edward cullen and dies

but really i'm decided to graduate
sad though because i will be leaving tons of dorks behind (yes that includes you live pig!)

anyway, feel free to tape portions of myself as i go on developing this page